💀 They Didn't Flush

The
Floaters.They just won't go down.

Floaters are ideas that keep bobbing around, refusing to be flushed into reality. These developers staked real money, made a public promise, and then let their project float — unshipped, unverified, and unforgettable.

float·er
/ˈflōdər/ · noun · developer slang
1. A developer whose project idea refuses to flush despite repeated attempts to ship it.
2. Someone who made a public commitment, put money on the line, and still didn't ship.
3. A cautionary tale for anyone still "working on it."
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💸 Where Your Money Went

Every cent of floated stakes goes to the charity the developer chose. Here's the running total of enemy donations made on behalf of people who didn't ship.

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Don't Be
a Floater.

Most people who commit on Pooper.ai actually ship. The ones who don't are remembered here forever. The ones who do get their money back and a trophy page. The choice is yours.

🚽 Make My Pledge See Shippers Instead

Fun fact: Many people who appear on The Floaters re-commit and ship on their second attempt. Shame is a great motivator.